Fuzzy Socks, comfort or a death trap
If your a woman.. you probably have a pair of fuzzy socks in your dresser. We all have them. We all love them. They are so comfortable and warm and make your feet feel so good on those cold days. But are these things that we normally take for comfort really that??? Just an article of clothing to make our feet warm and our souls warm??? Or are they DEATH TRAPS DISGUISED IN PRETTY COLORS AND SOFT MATERIAL????
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Day 369: Fuzzy Wuzzy (Photo credit: amanky)
Well I am here to warn you all.. they are dangerous. They will kill us in an instant given the chance. How do I know this??? I survived the horrific attack of my own personal fuzzy socks tonight! I am so distraught, but I must tell you the story. They too sucked me into believing that they were safe, in fact inviting. I put them on to keep my little piggies warm and comfy. I’ve had them on all day, which was their plan.. ya know.. suck me into a false security… then without warning.. they lodged their attack on me. I walked into my kitchen to take my night medicine and my pain pill and the second my foot hit the floor it flew up from underneath me… almost as though someone pulled my foot up. IT WAS THE SOCKS I TELL YOU!!!! Next thing I know I’m on the floor.. and in pain! I crawled out of the kitchen to the safety of the carpet! I would call the cops on them, but it would come down to my word against theirs. There is no evidence of the crime… so they have got away with it this time… but know this.. there will be no second chance!!!
Slipping on a Bananas Peel – Joe Sola and Michael Webster – Bananas at the Hammer (Photo credit: Marshall Astor – Food Fetishist)
yeah.. that was me.. except I fell on my ass, not my face!
I’m sorry baby. I tried to warn you about them socks.
When did you warn me???
I’ve always given you crap about those fuzzy socks.
It seems they have their good and evil sides… like everything else. Lock them away, sock drawer probation for a week??
Oh yes.. they are on probation, no doubt..lol
The fuzzy sock is a very misunderstood creature. He lives to bring joy and comfort and warmth. Like the rest of us, though, he has a dark side that shows himself at the strangest moments… I haven’t yet decided if he just has a warped sense of humor or he gets frustrated when taken for granted…either way, he can be a slippery sucker. I have found, though, that there are some of them that have realized that their behavior can be hurtful to others, so they’ve found a way to put the brakes on…sometimes it manifests itself as little dots, other times the brakes are more patterned, but they can be found on the undersides of their soles.
I urge you not to give up on them…just be aware of their disorders and choose the ones who have sought help next time you befriend them. They really do love you back.
LOL… these were the Christmas Fuzzy socks.. I’ll be very wary of them..