Fuzzy Socks, comfort or a death trap
If your a woman.. you probably have a pair of fuzzy socks in your dresser. We all have them. We all love them. They are so comfortable and warm and make your feet feel so good on those cold days. But are these things that we normally take for comfort really that??? Just an article of clothing to make our feet warm and our souls warm??? Or are they DEATH TRAPS DISGUISED IN PRETTY COLORS AND SOFT MATERIAL????
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Well I am here to warn you all.. they are dangerous. They will kill us in an instant given the chance. How do I know this??? I survived the horrific attack of my own personal fuzzy socks tonight! I am so distraught, but I must tell you the story. They too sucked me into believing that they were safe, in fact inviting. I put them on to keep my little piggies warm and comfy. I’ve had them on all day, which was their plan.. ya know.. suck me into a false security… then without warning.. they lodged their attack on me. I walked into my kitchen to take my night medicine and my pain pill and the second my foot hit the floor it flew up from underneath me… almost as though someone pulled my foot up. IT WAS THE SOCKS I TELL YOU!!!! Next thing I know I’m on the floor.. and in pain! I crawled out of the kitchen to the safety of the carpet! I would call the cops on them, but it would come down to my word against theirs. There is no evidence of the crime… so they have got away with it this time… but know this.. there will be no second chance!!!
yeah.. that was me.. except I fell on my ass, not my face!