MMA fighter Ray Elbe — who competed on “Ultimate Fighter 9″ — had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches … after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.
Elbe told It’s So ‘Dumb and Stupid’ -It’s Funny.. the whole story — in painfully graphic detail — on an MMA website … explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was “on top” … when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray’s erect penis.
According to Ray, his penis “fractured” … and “blood was everywhere.” Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.
Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery — and was ordered to take “anti-erection pills” for two weeks.
The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience — and will never let his GF be “on top” ever again.
Elbe also explained, “In an attempt to make it up to me … [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines … which usually has some solid talent.”
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Damn. Well I don’t want you trying to break it either.
LOLOL!
wow that must have been some intense sex! Ouch. lol@his consolation prize being a threesome.
yeah.. but now he has to do all the work cause he doesn’t want her (and I bet any woman) on top again..lol
Did you notice gender wasn’t specified for the 3rd in that 3 some?
I DID… hahahaha.. all I could think of was the he-she’s my husband told me about over there…lol
Having lived there for several years, I can tell you that they have some really pretty women with Adam’s apples…LOL!
That’s what I’ve heard…lol… Maybe one day I’ll get to go see them..:-) All the fun of boobies w/ a penis!! Sounds like a perfect night..
LOL!
That is true, I saw quite a few of them while I was in Thailand.
LMAO! Oddly enough, penile fractures have made my blog, too, though not in the same context. I used to work in a hospital… So did you wonder if they casted that thing, too?
Honestly.. I didn’t think they did since they made him take anti erection pills..LOL… I have had some serious sex.. but never that.. that’s Olympic Sex right there..lol
It’s something…LOL! (I think that’s the difference between sticking the landing and not in bedroom gymnastics.)
lol… Well.. you know how men always say they want to make a woman walk funny the next day… Well.. she did!!! hahahaha
LMAO! Yup.
Well that’s taking it a little too far I think.
Making her”walk funny” is awesome……….especially when I know she enjoyed getting that way ….several times đŸ˜‰
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Seriously? How do you break a dude’s dick?? hahaha
I think we’ve all had those times when you come down or back just right and it kinda slips and hits the wrong spot and yeah.. it’s OW.. damn sorry baby… lol.. but how freaking hard were they going at it for her to break it.. You know she’s probably about 90lbs… lol