Lacy’s Journal

Craig asked me why I’ve been so stand offish with him.  I told him I found his porn stash and how it pissed me off because he couldn’t find the time to be with me but he had all the time to jerk off in front of the computer to pictures of women I’ll never look like.  He told me it was just that one time, he felt aroused and I was sleeping and he didn’t want to wake me up.  What??? He couldn’t wait til the next night when I was awake?  He had to get himself off while I stay frustrated???? Grrrrrr.. sometimes he really pisses me off.  I told him that I missed us and would like to have a date night with him this weekend, but I got “well Saturday I have to work and Sunday is the Superbowl so can we do it the next weekend? Thanks babe”…Nothing is working… I’ve told him straight out.

I’ve had lunch with Jackson everyday this week!  It wasn’t planned, it just kinda happened.  He’s got court tomorrow though so he said we’ll have to miss our daily routine..which means I won’t see him until Monday now!  It’s so easy to talk to him.  He listens to everything I say and actually hears me!  It’s a nice change.  It makes me miss the day’s Craig actually heard me.  I really do miss the relationship Craig and I had, but I’m so thankful that Jackson and I have become friends.  He’s quickly becoming one of my best friends!


Sorry, my phone went off.  Jackson texting me, telling me to try to sleep well and don’t go to bed angry.  He’s just so caring!  I will admit that I get a little giddy when he’s around.  He makes me feel young, and attractive.  He’s just so damn sexy!  I know I know… back away.  I won’t do anything.. it’s just a lil innocent crush.  I mean if Craig can look at naked girls online, then I can have a little innocent crush!  Turnabout’s fair play.

Oh, I forgot.  Beckie got fired.  She was sleeping with the boss and the bosses wife found out!  She was gone with a quickness.  Thank God.. the other ladies there are all older and not as nosey.


“I’m 83 and Tired”

Revision:  I originally posted that Bill Cosby was the author of this story, it has since been pointed out several times that he did not.  I do apologize that I did not research it better before I posted it.  I have been told that a Robert Hall said it in 2009.  I have opted to not delete this post simply because I agree with the message.



I’m 83. Except for brief period in the 50’s when I was doing my National
Service, I’ve worked hard since I was 17. Except for some some serious
health challenges, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn’t call in sick in nearly
40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn’t inherit my job or my
income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as
though retirement was a bad idea, and I’m tired. Very tired.

I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread the wealth” to people who
don’t have my work ethic. I’m tired of being told the government will take
the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy
to earn it.

I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I
can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and
daughters for their family “honor”; of Muslims rioting over some slight
offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t
“believers”; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning
teenage rape victims to death for “adultery”; of Muslims mutilating the
genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur’an and
Shari’a law tells them to.

I’m tired of being told that out of “tolerance for other cultures” we must let
Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques
and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand ,
UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to
fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other
Arab country to teach love and tolerance..

I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global
warming, which no one is allowed to debate.

I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help
support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ
rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses
or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off?

I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all
parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful
mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting
caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.

I’m really tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and
actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination
or big-whatever for their problems.

I’m also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and
early 20’s be-deck them selves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making
themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government.

Yes, I’m damn tired. But I’m also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I’m not
going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for
my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I’m on the way out and not
on the way in.

I think Bill said it all!

So many uses…


Just imagine the wonderful aroma that will fill your room along with the romantic red glow from the lamp!!!  I think I’m going to run out and get my own tonight! What other uses can you think of for your KFC bucket?

On a side note.. quick funny KFC story.  I was talking to a guy who lives oversea’s one day and in his broken english he asked me if I liked “Kentucky Fried Chicken”.  I said yes I do and he replied with “One day I hope to make it to Kentucky to get some”…. AHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Lacy’s Journal

Well yesterday after having my mani/pedi I met up with Jackson for lunch.  He could tell right away that something was wrong and asked me.  At first I tried to not tell him but he was so thoughtful and genuinely concerned I just finally broke down and told him everything.  How Craig has been cold and distant, how I found the porn.. everything.  He said that maybe Craig is just extremely stressed out with work and doesn’t even realize that he’s pushing me away.  That maybe I should try talking to him and telling him how I feel.   I dunno.. I’m not sure it would do any good.  Craig tried to be intimate with me last night but I was still so mad I just couldn’t.  I told him the mani/pedi spa gave me a migraine.


I got to work today and that slut Beckie (yes she really spells it that way) was still talking shit about me.  Debra came and asked me if there was anything going on between Jackson and I because I was a married woman and that wouldn’t be right.  I assured her that he and I are just friends and that Beckie was just mad because he snubbed her.  Debra started laughing and said she knew I was happily married and would never do what Beckie was saying.  She said she’d tell the other ladies the “truth”.  Then to my surprise I got flowers.. oh my gosh they are so pretty.  Carnations, my favorite.  For a split second I got excited thinking maybe Craig was feeling bad and wanted to do something to make it up to me, but they were from Jackson!  He wrote on the card that he hoped I was having a better day today and things were better between me and Craig!  Of course Beckie came snooping!  I told her they were from my HUSBAND for our great weekend.. she humphed and walked away!  Nosey bitch!  I texted Jackson and told him TY.. he replied Lunch Wed?  So I guess we are having lunch on Wednesday.



Carnations (Photo credit: Wikipedia)




I’m going to go talk to Craig and spill my feelings out to him.  We’ll see how that goes….


Well I told him.  He hugged me and said “You know I’m not going anywhere else.. it’s all in your head”.. then told me he loved me….. Is it all in my head????  No.. I don’t think it is… I think he’s just refusing to see how bad everything is..




Movie Review Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters


Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters - Poster: Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner


Yesterday Rob and I went to see the new movie Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters.  I will start off by saying I pegged this movie from the start.  I had the entire story line figured out within 10 minutes of it starting, but saying that I still enjoyed seeing it.  Gemma Arterton is beautiful and unlike Kristen Stewart she has a true range of emotions you can see on her face.  She plays the part of this fairy tale character perfectly.  Jeremy Renner is just as cute as ever playing the part of Hansel.  These two had on screen chemistry and played it perfectly.  I will say however Famke Janssen stole the show!  Now, ya’ll know me and you know that I have a thing for blondes but this is one brunette who can really turn my head!  She is stunningly beautiful and really is a great actress.  I’ve liked her in everything she’s done (that I’ve seen of course).  I should hate her simply because she is 7 yrs older then I am and looks 7 years younger then me!  But, hey she’s got the money to get the touch ups and the great skin care products, I don’t.  Anyways, got off track there!  Sorry, that happens with bi-polar people who also have ADD.  Get over it cause it won’t be the only time it happens.

The story starts with the woodsman taking his kids to the forest and leaving them but you can already tell it’s not simply because they can’t afford to feed them, there is something else in the making.   The kids wonder into a house made of candy and yup, there’s a witch there.  They end up killing her and are hailed by the townsfolk and become full blown witch hunters.  They spend their lives finding and killing dark witches.  Then, many years later they are hired by a Mayor of a town to come find the witch(es) that are abducting kids from all around.  It’s then you find out that there is a blood moon coming and the dark witches are preparing for it.  Famke is the Grand Dark Witch and plays an excellent part.  She battles Hansel and Gretel kicking their asses several times.


Now I can’t tell you what happens after simply because I’ll be giving away the ending and I don’t want to do that.  You just find out that there are a few surprises (which of course I had figured out and even told Rob what was going to happen).  You pretty much know when Edward the Troll helps Gretel out.

The costumes were awesome and the make up artist were on the spot with the witches!  It was awesome seeing some of the cool witch costumes they imagined up!

In the end good prevails, like always.  Is it just me or sometimes would you really like it if evil just kicked goods ass and ruled the world?  Oh, must just be me.. I’m in a mood today.



Lacy’s Journal

Well lets see here.. Since Thursday I’ve tried every night to get Craig to come to bed and make love to me.. I keep getting “I’m sorry baby, I’m just too tired, this week has been so rough and exhausting, I promise Sunday we will”… THE HELL WE WILL.  So he was up all night last night, said he was working on a project for work.  I got up this morning after he finally came to bed and got on the computer to see what time a movie started later, I thought I’d take the kids to go see that new Hansel and Gretel movie, it looked good.. well when the Google chrome page loaded it asked if I wanted to restore the previous session and I hit yes.. PORN… NOTHING BUT FUCKING PORN!!!!!  He’s too tired to fuck me but he can go play with himself while looking at porn?  WTH???  Is it me?  What’s wrong w/ me?  Why won’t he come be with me, the real flesh and blood waiting in the room for him??????  I’m so mad right now I can’t see straight.  Oh, they’ll be no movie today, no sirree  nope today is a pamper Lacy day!!!  And on his Credit Card.  I’m going to go get a mani/pedi, maybe my hair done, some shoe’s, possibly a new outfit….

Maybe I’ll text Jackson and see if he want’s to join me for lunch… in fact I will.  Hold on….


Okay.. we are having lunch at 1 and Craig is paying for that too.  Craig may not want me but I’m damn sure there are some men out there who do!!!!