A pair of freaking jeans that fit! That’s all… but I can’t find any. They are either too big in the waist, or to tight.. the legs are either too tight and cutting off circulation, not to mention I have to grease up, run and jump off the bed sliding into them with the help of my husband, the entire Olympic Weight lifting team and a crane just to pull them, Or the legs are so big and baggy and have bell bottoms that I get lost in them. I’m constantly pulling up my jeans because frankly I have no ass so they just slide down every time I move or bend over.
So why my dear friends is it so hard to find a pair of jeans.. ones that aren’t so low cut that you have to have a perfect stomach to wear them, or ones that aren’t so high up they surpass “mom” jeans of the 80s? Is that really such a bad thing to ask for???? Maybe one day I’ll get enough time and money to have a surgery to give me a butt.. and boobs but that’s a different story… Until then.. I guess I’ll just keep hiking my jeans up or greasin up to slide into them..