Lost Elvis Song

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/stop-the-presses/elvis-priscilla-presley-divorce-chronicled-emotional-lesser-known-162637895.html

 

40 years ago today Elvis and Priscilla Presley divorced.  Wow, 40 years ago.  Apparently Elvis Presley recorded this when he and Priscilla were divorcing.. I like it… of course I like Elvis.  This song was over shadowed by “You were always on my mind” which I also like too.. Little interesting piece of info, neither Elvis nor Priscilla ever remarried.

True Love

 

Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say
Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face
There’s no one quite like you
You push all my buttons down
I know life would suck without you

At the same time, I wanna hug you
I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
You’re an asshole but I love you
And you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I’m still here, or where could I go
You’re the only love I’ve ever known
But I hate you, I really hate you,
So much, I think it must be

True love, true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like
True love, true love,
It must be true love
No one else can break my heart like you

Just once try to wrap your little brain around my feelings
Just once please try not to be so mean
Repeat after me now R-O-M-A-N-C-E-E-E
Come on I’ll say it slowly (Romance)
You can do it baby

At the same time, I wanna hug you
I wanna wrap my hands around your neck
You’re an asshole but I love you
And you make me so mad I ask myself
Why I’m still here, or where could I go
You’re the only love I’ve ever known
But I hate you, I really hate you,
So much, I think it must be

True love, true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like
True love, true love,
It must be true love
And no one else can break my heart like you

(I love you, I think it must be love, I love you)

Why do you rub me up the wrong way?
Why do you say the things that you say?
Sometimes I wonder how we ever came to be
But without you I’m incomplete

I think it must be
True love, true love
It must be true love
Nothing else can break my heart like
True love, true love,
It must be true love
And no one else can break my heart like you (like you)
No one else can break my heart like you (like you)
No one else can break my heart like you

 

 

Angel and Satan

The names and faces in the following story have been changed to protect the identity of the guilty!

 

Way back in 1991/1992 there was this man and this woman named Satan and Angel who were in love (so she thought), they spent all their time listening to music and going to concerts.  You see they were young and had no kids so they could afford to go to concerts and frankly back then $20 would get you in to any show unlike today where you have to sell your first born to afford a ticket to anything.

 

Well unbeknownst to the lovely young lady her man cheated on her ALL THE TIME, he was a whore, and because so he gave her a UTI (Urinary tract infection).  Any woman who has ever suffered from one of these understands how painfully irritating they are.   Those and yeast infections are 2 of the most uncomfortable and irritating problems that women have to suffer from simply because a) we have a moist warm area (perfect to grow bacteria in my dear) and b) God kinda hates us.. thank you very much EVE!

Awesome awesome shot

So Satan and Angel had tickets to go see the Monsters of Rock Concert in Lakeland Florida and were both super stocked about seeing it!  With Angels terrific luck (and Satan’s evil ways) she felt the normal tugging sensation 1 day before the concert so she called her doctor who called in the antibiotic for her.  She started taking them that night however it usually takes 2-3 days of treatment to notice any relief so she was stuck with the effects of this damn infection for the show.  Joyness.  If your not from Florida and don’t know the area then let me tell you that the drive to the Civic Center in Lakeland is long and void of anything much more then livestock, at least back then.  By time they made it to the Civic Center poor Angel felt as though her bladder was going to rupture along with Vajayjay.  Now back then there was NOTHING near the center for her to run over too to use the bathroom, no McDonalds, no 7-11, no port-a- potties.. no nothing.  Angle and Satan run to the front where there was a police officer standing guard at the front door so that no-one could get in.  Angel explained nicely but quickly to the officer how she had this STD that the jackass Satan had given her (she didn’t quite say it like that though) and that she really really really had to pee.  The officer stated that no one was allowed in because they didn’t want anyone sneaking off to see the bands.  Angel promised that was not the case and that the nice officer could accompany her to the stall and watch her pee if he wanted too but she HAD TO PEE DAMNIT.  Well the officer turned into a big ol prick and started yelling in her face about how it was not his problem she had to piss and to get the F away from the front door and wait to get in like everyone else.  Satan of course started to bow up and go after the cop but Angel stopped him, she didn’t need a repeat of the last concert they had gone too and not gotten to enjoy because he ended up in handcuffs and carted away.

Angel told the cop pretty much to go do very bad things to himself and drop dead as they walked away, her almost crying now she had to pee so badly.  As they rounded the corner they saw the officers car parked just out of his sight.  A light bulb went off in her head and common sense left her for a few moments.. Had she been arrested for what happened next she would have simply claimed insanity brought on by the pain in her bladder.

Angel climbed up on top of the cop car, dozens of people standing around watching to see what she was going to do and there…. forever marked in those onlookers memories she did the unthinkable.  She dropped her pants, squatted and pissed all over the top of the cops car!  Couple of wiggles to help dry her off she stood, pulled her pants up and jumped off the car to the applause of everyone in the parking lot!  The cop never left his post to investigate the cheering so he had no clue.  As they walked into the concert an hour later and passed the prick cop she simply blew him a kiss!

Never ever tell a woman with a UTI to hold it.. that’s not gonna happen.

 

Paradise by the Dashboard Light

 

PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT – Lyrics
[I.  PARADISE]

 

(Boy):  I REMEMBER EVERY LITTLE THING

AS IF IT HAPPENED ONLY YESTERDAY,

PARKING BY THE LAKE

AND THERE WAS

NOT ANOTHER CAR IN SIGHT.

AND I NEVER HAD A GIRL

LOOKING ANY BETTER

THAN YOU DID,

AND ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL,

THEY WERE WISHING

THEY WERE ME THAT NIGHT.

 

AND NOW OUR BODIES ARE OH,

SO CLOSE AND TIGHT.

IT NEVER FELT SO GOOD,

IT NEVER FELT SO RIGHT.

AND WE`RE GLOWING

LIKE THE METAL

ON THE EDGE OF A KNIFE,

GLOWING LIKE THE METAL

ON THE EDGE OF A KNIFE.

 

C`MON!  HOLD ON TIGHT!

WELL, C`MON!  HOLD ON TIGHT!

`THOUGH IT`S COLD AND LONELY

IN THE DEEP DARK NIGHT,

I CAN SEE

PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT.

 

(Girl):  AIN`T NO DOUBT

ABOUT IT,

WE WERE DOUBLY BLESSED,

`CAUSE WE WERE

BARELY SEVENTEEN

AND WE WERE BARELY DRESSED.

(Boy & Girl):  AIN`T NO DOUBT

ABOUT IT.

BABY, GOTTA GO

AND SHOUT IT.

AIN`T NO DOUBT

ABOUT IT,

WE WERE DOUBLY BLESSED.

(Boy):  `CAUSE WE WERE

BARELY SEVENTEEN

AND WE WERE BARELY DRESSED.

 

BABY,

DON`TCHA HEAR MY HEART,

YOU GOT IT

DROWNING OUT THE RADIO.

I`VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

FOR YOU TO COME ALONG

AND HAVE SOME FUN.

AND I GOTTA LET YOU KNOW,

NO,

YOU`RE NEVER GONNA

REGRET IT.

SO OPEN UP YOUR EYES,

I GOT A BIG SURPRISE,

IT`LL FEEL ALRIGHT,

WELL,

I WANNA MAKE

YOUR MOTOR RUN.

 

AND NOW OUR BODIES ARE OH,

SO CLOSE AND TIGHT.

IT NEVER FELT SO GOOD,

IT NEVER FELT SO RIGHT.

AND WE`RE GLOWING

LIKE THE METAL

ON THE EDGE OF A KNIFE,

GLOWING LIKE THE METAL

ON THE EDGE OF A KNIFE.

 

C`MON!  HOLD ON TIGHT!

WELL, C`MON!  HOLD ON TIGHT!

`THOUGH IT`S COLD

AND LONELY

IN THE DEEP DARK NIGHT,

I CAN SEE

PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT.

`THOUGH IT`S COLD

AND LONELY

IN THE DEEP DARK NIGHT,

(IN THE DEEP DARK NIGHT)

PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT.

 

YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU CAN,

AND LET MOTHER NATURE

DO THE REST.

THERE AIN`T NO DOUBT ABOUT IT,

WE WERE DOUBLY BLESSED,

`CAUSE WE WERE SEVENTEEN

AND WE WERE BARELY…

 

WE`RE GONNA GO

ALL THE WAY TONIGHT,

WE`RE GONNA GO

ALL THE WAY

AND TONIGHT`S THE NIGHT.

WE`RE GONNA GO

ALL THE WAY TONIGHT,

WE`RE GONNA GO

ALL THE WAY

AND TONIGHT`S THE NIGHT.

 

(Baseball Play-By-Play On The Car Radio):

O.K., here we go,

we got a real pressure cooker

going here,

two down,

nobody on,

no score,

bottom of the ninth,

there`s the wind-up,

and there it is,

a line shot

up the middle,

look at him go,

This boy

can really fly!

 

He`s rounding first

and really turning it on now,

he`s not letting up at all,

he`s gonna try for second;

the ball is bobbled out

in center,

and here comes the throw,

and what a throw!

He`s gonna slide in

head first,

here he comes,

he`s out!

No, wait, safe –

safe at second base,

this kid really

makes things happen

out there.

 

Batter steps up to the plate,

here`s the pitch – he`s going,

and what a jump he`s got,

he`s trying for third,

here`s the throw,

it`s in the dirt –

safe at third!

Holy cow,

stolen base!

 

He`s taking a pretty big lead

out there,

almost daring him to try

and pick him off.

The pitcher glances over,

winds up,

and it`s bunted,

bunted down

the third base line,

the suicide squeeze

is on!

Here he comes,

squeeze play,

it`s gonna be close,

here`s the throw,

here`s the play

at the plate,

holy cow, I think

he`s gonna make it!

 

[II.  LET ME SLEEP ON IT]

 

(sung):

(Girl):  STOP RIGHT THERE!

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER,

DO YOU LOVE ME?

WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER,

DO YOU NEED ME?

WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME?

WILL YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

WILL YOU TAKE ME AWAY

AND WILL YOU MAKE ME YOUR WIFE?

DO YOU LOVE ME?

WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?

DO YOU NEED ME?

WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME?

WILL YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

WILL YOU TAKE ME AWAY

AND WILL YOU MAKE ME

YOUR WIFE?

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW,

BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER,

DO YOU LOVE ME?

WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?

 

(Boy):  LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

BABY, BABY,

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

LET ME SLEEP ON IT,

AND I`LL GIVE YOU

AN ANSWER IN THE MORNING.

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

BABY, BABY,

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

LET ME SLEEP ON IT,

AND I`LL GIVE YOU

AN ANSWER IN THE MORNING.

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

BABY, BABY,

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

I`LL GIVE YOU

AN ANSWER IN THE MORNING.

 

(Girl):   I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

DO YOU LOVE ME?

WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?

DO YOU NEED ME?

WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME?

WILL YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

WILL YOU TAKE ME AWAY

AND WILL YOU MAKE ME

YOUR WIFE?

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER,

DO YOU LOVE ME?

WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?

 

(spoken):

COME ON!

I CAN WAIT ALL NIGHT!

WHAT`S IT GONNA BE, BOY…

YES OR NO?

WHAT`S IT GONNA BE, BOY?

YES…OR…NO?

 

(sung);

(Boy):  LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

BABY, BABY,

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

I`LL GIVE YOU

AN ANSWER IN THE MORNING.

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

BABY, BABY,

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

I`LL GIVE YOU

AN ANSWER IN THE MORNING,

THE MORNING,

I`LL TELL YOU IN THE MORNING.

 

(Girl):  I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

DO YOU LOVE ME?

DO YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?

DO YOU NEED ME?

WILL YOU NEVER LEAVE ME?

WILL YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

WILL YOU TAKE ME AWAY,

WILL YOU MAKE ME YOUR WIFE?

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW.

BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER,

DO YOU LOVE ME?

WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?

 

(Boy):  LET ME SLEEP ON IT!

(Girl):  WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?

(Boy):  LET ME SLEEP ON IT.

(Girl):  WILL YOU LOVE ME FOREVER?

 

[III.  PRAYING FOR THE END OF TIME]

 

(Boy):  I COULDN`T TAKE IT ANY LONGER,

LORD, I WAS CRAZED,

AND WHEN THE FEELING

CAME UPON ME

LIKE A TIDAL WAVE,

I STARTED SWEARING

TO MY GOD

AND ON MY MOTHER`S GRAVE

THAT I WOULD LOVE YOU

TILL THE END OF TIME,

I SWORE

THAT I WOULD LOVE YOU

TILL THE END OF TIME!

 

SO NOW I`M PRAYING

FOR THE END OF TIME

TO HURRY UP AND ARRIVE.

`CAUSE IF I GOTTA SPEND

ANOTHER MINUTE WITH YOU,

I DON`T THINK

I CAN REALLY SURVIVE.

I`LL NEVER

BREAK MY PROMISE

OR FORGET MY VOW,

BUT GOD ONLY KNOWS

WHAT I CAN DO RIGHT NOW.

I`M PRAYING

FOR THE END OF TIME,

IT`S ALL THAT I CAN DO.

PRAYING

FOR THE END OF TIME

SO I CAN END MY TIME

WITH YOU.

 

WELL, IT WAS LONG AGO,

AND IT WAS FAR AWAY,

AND IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER

THAN IT IS TODAY!

WELL, IT WAS LONG AGO,

AND IT WAS FAR AWAY,

AND IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER

THAN IT IS TODAY!

WELL, IT WAS LONG AGO,

AND IT WAS FAR AWAY,

AND IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER

THAN IT IS TODAY!

WELL, IT WAS LONG AGO,

AND IT WAS FAR AWAY,

AND IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER

THAN IT IS TODAY!